

But unlike the last video, he's named Anthony. This is the first appearance of Billy's brother Brent since X-Mas: Santa Gets Down.Billy and Brent's father is apparently James Bond actor, Sean Connery.

Billy's mom is played by Ian, but she was played by a woman in If Holidays Were Real.Billy's mom wouldn't let him watch Bambi, which is rated G.During the second verse's line: "First I'll grab some milk and drink it straight from the jug!" Brent grabs the milk from the freezer instead of the refrigerator.After Brent and Billy yell at their mom, the railroad yard they're walking in is from the Original Boxman video, which is seen again in Boxman for President.

#Anthony schwartz parents zip#
No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek No one to make me clean my room each day of the week I'm eatin' shards of glass 'cause I don't give a fuck! They won't let me watch Bambi, what a bunch of dicks!Īnd if we feel like it, we will crap on the rug.įinally, I can wear my skanky top that I had My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks, Instead, I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn, So I leave the door open while I take a big poo My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, So I yell "fuck" "shit" and "darn" every day. My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS SUCK! I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give a fuck "Only eat one!" FUCK THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack!Īnd if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug. Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rugĪll these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack. Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do (ha!)įirst, I'll grab some milk drink straight from the jug I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules

#Anthony schwartz parents how to#
(You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be The greatest thing ever just happened to me
